"I'm perfectly willing to admit I was wrong." ~ Lucinda
"My golly you're doing that a lot lately." ~ John, 1993

"Poor old Graham my butt!" ~ Neal to Royce about his butler, 1993

"I'm suprised to see Matthew here, I thought he was getting married." ~ Neal
"Shhh...It fell through, the poor dear darling's heart is absolutely broken. Of course I'm delighted...it's so hard to find a good man, and a butler more so." ~ Lucinda, 1993

"Operation I loath Lucinda." ~ Royce to Neal, 1993

"Ah, what I've always wanted for my daughter...a man who brings his psychiatrist to his wedding." ~ Susan talking about Royce, 1993

"Whenever you touch me I get all tinglely...but right now I just think it's my cell phone." ~ Luke to Noah, 2008

"Your parents don't look like they want to get divorced." ~ Noah
"I know and I just keep telling myself that it's just a phase, but I can't wait for them to grow up." ~ Luke, 2007

"Please don't write me up on sexual harrassment but you look hot." ~ Jack to Margo, 2007

"Brad Snyder look at you. You dressed up and tied your shoes and everything." ~ Margo mocking Brad
"Yes, yes I'm a big boy." ~ Brad, 2007

"You a Minister?" ~ Katie
"Many are called Katie but few pay the $179.95." ~ Henry, 2006

"His wife adored you." ~ Emily
"Yes she does and you know why, because we were both named after Eleanor Roosevelt. ~ Ellie
"You were?" ~ Emily
"Well Mama hasn't told me for sure but it sounds good." ~ Ellie, 1992

"I've had 6 honeymoons and 4 had been absolutely happy." ~ Lisa to Andy & Courtney, 1992

"You don't know what kind of guy you're involved with." ~ Dusty
"I think it's fairly well established I'm a rotten judge of men...you being exhibits A,B and C." ~ Emily, 2008

"Might I be allowed to be your mother?" ~ Lucinda
"If you must." ~ Lily, 2008