"It's so confusing all of the different relationships. Lily has two mothers, Angel who used to be my wife lives with Lily who still is." ~ Holden who's suffering from amneisa
"It's only confusing because you trying to learn everything all at one time." ~ Marcia
"Don't you think this family is a little strange?" ~ Holden talking about the Snyders

"Just because you stop living with someone doesn't mean you stop caring about them" ~ Holden to Lily , 2008

"Since I took over the Yacht Club I'd love any suggestions you have."
~ Kirk to group
"Yeah, don't change the cake...it's good cake."
~ John who's eating cake,, 1990

"What are you thinking?" ~ John
"I'm thinking what you're thinking." ~ Lucinda
"That's what I'm thinking!" ~ John talking about Julie & Andy, 1989

"Wow more fun than monkey on skates."
~ Margo talking about Lucinda, 2007

"Meg are you alright?" ~ Margo
"How can she be alright she's having Rosemary's Baby." ~ Lucinda, 2007

"I tease you because..." ~ Lucinda
"...because you care." ~ Meg, sarcastically
"No." ~ Lucinda, 2007

"You know I'm a person too." ~ Iris
"Your a person who's selling her grandchild." ~ Barbara, 2007

"Well, well if it isn't my fellow mommy-in-law. This must be my lucky day." ~ Iris to Barbara, 2007

"It's really no mystery...when you have a big mouth it's easy to bob
for apples." ~ Brad to Katie, 2007

"Don't be rational with me...I don't like it!"
~ Vienna to Henry, 2007

"Grow up Peter Pan." ~ Carly to Brad, 2006

"Love doesn't conquer all. It just makes everything hurt more." ~ Barbara to Meg, 2006

"If he's a monster I'm Dr. Frankenstein." ~ Lucinda talking about Tonio, 1991

"I know loneliness is the price you pay for big mistakes."
~ Lucinda , 1991

"...and leave me here with Lizzie Borden no way. Then we'll all go I guess it's better than risking anyone else getting murdered." ~ Teens at Raven Lake talking about Maddie, 2006

"I have a gun!" ~ Carly to intruder (Kit)
"I hate to break it to you but that's a hockey stick"
~ Kit, 2007

"Woo....is that perfume or air freshner?" ~ Carly smelling Kit's jacket, 2007

"You run around collecting helpless woman to save. But I'm not a victim anymore." ~ Emily to Dusty, 2007

"This is going to be fun. I can't wait to see the look on Paul's face when I'm nice to him." ~ Emma, 2006

"Does Henry know you are taking an escape from reality day? ~ Katie to Vienna, 2007

"I got her a toaster last time she got married?"
~ Craig talking about Katie's Wedding Gift
"You get her a toaster every time she gets married."
~ Margo, 2007

"So Rosanna kicked you in the assets?"
~ Margo to Craig, 2007

"You ask the Ouji board a question..." ~ Paul
"It's a fake." ~ Parker
"It's not a fake. It cost me $19.99." ~ Paul, 2007

"Why don't I go and talk to the children." ~ Craig
"Because children don't like you." ~ Paul
"Sure they do, when I slip them a $20 they really like me."~ Craig, 2007

"Iva where have you been?" ~ Kirk Anderson
"In the kitchen avoiding you!" ~ Iva Snyder, 1988

"Jane went to Barbara Ryan's wedding." ~ Lucinda
"You know we probably would have gone to that wedding ourselves had you not stabbed Barbara in the back.
~ John, 1988

"Your my brother Holden and I have to love you but I don't have to like you and right now I don't like you very much." ~ Meg to Holden after he pulls a gun on Josh, 1988

"Whenever anything happens you wanna play Donna Reed." ~ John to Lucinda about Inviting Andy over, 1988

"Tonio once said I had the mind of a shark and the morals of a Sunday school teacher." ~ Holden, 1988

"The early bird gets the worm." ~ Kirk Anderson
"Well this time the little worm is going to sqwirm because I'm going to hang up on it." ~ Lisa, 1988

"Don't concern yourself with my dinner. I'm having Mr. Anderson for dinner." ~ Lucinda
"Bon Appetite" ~ Jane, 1988

"Oh I remember what I wanted to tell you before I was sidetracked."
~ Hal
"So that's what you call making love to me?"
~ Barbara, 1988

"Did anyone ever tell you, you are very pretty in the morning."
~ Larry McDermott
"Not as pretty as you." ~ Susan Stewart, 1991

"You sound like a nagging husband." ~ Lucinda to Kirk, 1988

"How is she?" ~ Paul asking about Emily
"Better...she's looking forward to a life without you."
~ Hal, 2006

"What am I supposed to say Tonio? I'm sorry you can't find your wife." ~ Emily to Tonio who's upset he can't find Meg, 1988

"This is so odd." ~ Vienna
"What is darling?" ~ Henry
"I'm AM thrilled for Katie and I've never been genuinely happy for another woman before."
~ Vienna, 2007

"This would involve another area of your expertice." ~ Jack
"Men?" ~ Vienna
"Jewelry" ~ Jack, 2007

"You know you really can be a human chainsaw."
~ Hal to Barbara, 2006

"Emma...or should I call you Mama now?" ~ Craig
"I don't thing so big boy, not now nor ever." ~ Emma, 2007

"There's no need to flower so...this is a wedding." ~ Lucinda
"This isn't a wedding it's a human sacrifice."
~ Lily talking about Meg and Craigs Wedding ,2007

"You know what I think. I think being sent away isn't what's best for Parker. It's what's best for you and Miss Congeniality!" ~ Carly to Jack, 2007

"I'm trying to stay positive." ~ Emily
"Positive...YOU?" ~ Henry, 2006

"What's new at the Zoo?" ~ Henry to Katie, 2006

"Barbara if public opinion counted he would have been stoned in front of the court house." ~ Emily talking to Barbara about Craig, 2006

"Yes Darling, you've always been in love with poverty...from afar."
~ Lucinda to Lily, 1996

"At the risk of being assaulted by everyone here, has either of you read the book?" ~ Henry to Simon & Carly, 2006

"They wanted me to apologize. They have each other and I'm supposed to apologize?" ~ Katie
"Sing it sister!" ~ Henry, 2006