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never seen you like this." ~ Taylor
"We have the same
maturity level so we bonded right away."
~ Tad talking about baby
he's a charmer." ~ Reese talking about David
his moments, few and far between, but he has them." ~ Greenlee, 2008
so not a party person." ~ Taylor
"Oh sure you are."
"Tell that to the guy who I killed at the last fiesta
I was dragged to against my will" ~ Taylor, 2008
just what we need another really big picture of you!" ~ Greenlee to
"I'm not like the other men in your life. You
don't get a pass with me." ~ Chris to Erica, 2003
"I Googled Aggie." ~ Opal
"Oh for God's sake
you taught her the computer." ~ Tad, 2008
Night Mr. C." ~ Pete to Adam, 2008
"It does?" ~ Pete
it does you muppet!" ~ Adam, 2008
"You know Adam
I think I've finally figured out what the hell is going on around here."
"Good for you next time leave a message."
~ Adam, 2008
"How do you love someone that you don't want
to love? ~ Babe
"Easy...Part of me still loves you."
~ Bianca, 2006
"Well if it isn't Jackpot Montgomery."
~ Erica, 2004
"What is this, national play dumb for
~ Greenlee to Kendall, 2003
"Where I'm from it's not a real fight unless someone ends up cut, shot or
killed." ~ Randi's response to Kendall and Annie's fued, 2008
"Carmen has had numerous relationships." ~ Erica
"And how does that make her any different than you?"
"Where are you going?" ~ Greenlee
"I'm going to get a JP, a couple of witness because me and you baby are going
to get married." ~ Aidan, 2008
"So what do you
say Devane. In front of God, Elvis' ghost and the tackiest cherubs than I've seen
in my life...will you marry me?"
~ Greenlee proposes to Aidan
in Las Vegas, 2008
"She pretends to give me authority when
I don't really have any at all." ~ Babe talking about Kendall
"Sounds like me and the Silver Bullet." ~ Carmen, 2008
"Scratch the been there part...I wouldn't know a nice guy if he bit
me in the a$$." ~ Amanda to Randi, 2008
all you know the reason I'm here is 'cause I lost something."
"Your mind?" ~ Jesse, 2008
your legal beagel doing here? Did you get arrested again?"
to Simone upon seeing Kenny, 2003
"What's that?" ~
"That's my crock pot." ~ Myrtle
what a crock pot looks like." ~ Erica, 2003
few nature shows and suddently you're the Croc Hunter?"
to Reggie, 2004
"I'll just help myself. It work for Kendall
didn't it?" ~ Greenlee making reference to Kendall sleeping with Aidan,
"In my heart I was always married to you even before
~ Zach to Kendall, 2008
you've been eating too much spotted dick. It's affected your brain." ~
Kendall to Aidan, 2003
"I think Janet really loved you Amanda."
"She blew up a a house full of people for me...Thanks
~ Amanda, 2008
"Well my Mom would
be a nun if it weren't for pool boys and gardners." ~ Greenlee, 2008
"Your worried about Babe." ~ Krystal
far as I'm concerned she could be a very pretty, very petite Lizzie Borden."
~ Tad, 2003
"I can't believe your father tried to
bribe this judge." ~ Jackson
"It's his way of showing
he cares." ~ Hayley, 2001
"Why can't you just
respect my wishes?" ~ Erica to Kendall
be the fun in that." ~ Greenlee, 2003
forgave me because he thinks I was a bitch because my husband died." ~
"Do you want me to call him back here and tell him that
you've always been a bitch?" ~ Simone, 2001
can't fight it Erica. You and Jackie got mad chemistry"
to Erica, 2008
"Believe in us." ~ Zach to Kendall,
"Don't worry Zach, flipping through a few bridal mags
won't make you any less of a man than you are." ~ Greenlee
"So says the woman who made me dance around a pole."
"I need to see my lawyer...Jackson Montyummy...Montgomery."
~ Erica, 2008
"That woman is having the worst
meldown I've ever seen and I'm including my own." ~ Erica about Maria,
"I want an Husband NOT a field marshall!"
~ Erica to Jack, 2005
"Isn't it past your bedtime?"
~ Eria to Mary (Implying Age), 2005
"Am I Maureen
now Zach?" ~ Maria
"No you're Maria." ~
"I can handle Slater and I can handle Kendall."
"This would be so much easier if you could think
like a woman!"
~ Erica, 2005
"I'm glad you
could make it." ~ Tad
"I wouldn't miss it a game of
sticking the tail on the ass." ~ Aidan
donkey." ~ Tad, 2008
"Aw honey I can handle men
with bad attitudes, I've had lots of Practice." ~ Opal to Babe abut
"Hey you made it!" ~ Tad
"Sure, no place I'd rather be." ~ Zach
my doubts with the Erica Kane dramatic rescue." ~ Tad
a hair out of place." ~ Zach, 2008
"Can you believe
it's been a year since she was born, what a day that was?" ~ Krystal
talking about Jenny
"Yeah, all the crying and screaming, and that
was just me."
~ Colby, 2008
"I dream big, I don't give up." ~ Erica to Carmen,
"Hey there Jenny Jr." ~ Jesse after meeting
"I have the eyes of a hawk." ~ Jesse
"A hawk who needs glasses." ~ Angie
you know how long we're planning on staying at Satan's fortress" ~
Babe to Krystal about moving into Adam's, 2008
to Erica to get arrested in a Ball Gown." ~ Greenlee, 2008
"Take me home and ravage me." ~ Greenlee to Aidan, 2008
"...just remember if you need anything just whistle." ~
"That was a terrible Bogart." ~ Angie
"Shows you what you know I was doing Lauren Bacall." ~ Tad, 2008
"That's okay Greenlee...we all know that Ryan is the only man in here
who's had sex with you, me and Kendall." ~ Annie, trapped in elevator
with Greens, Kendall, Aidan, Zach and Ryan, 2008
just calm down that's the past, we're in each others lives, lets deal with the
present." ~ Zach
"The present...is that a joke, I
mean seriously my present right now is four years ago." ~ Ryan, 2008
"Are you listening to me?" ~ Jesse trying to get Angie to
"Jesse Hubbard!" ~ Angie
~ Jesse, 2008
"Fusion fun...makeup, perfume and go-go
~ Zach to Ryan after seeing him pole dance with Annie,
"You are such a corporate slut." ~ Amanda
"Well remove the world corporate and we are practically sisters."
~ Babe, 2008
"Who elected her goddess of this event."
~ Amanda talking about Erica
"She did." ~ Babe,
"Come on Erica this isn't easy in 4" heels."~
Amanda Hanging a Poster
"Tell me about it." ~ Erica
standing supervising, 2008
I do something to piss you off somehow?" ~ JR to Adam, 2008
"Hmm...hot and psycho..sounds like a perfect match."
Ava talking about Richie and Babe, 2008
"Playing God is a
pretty tough gig Ryan...even for you."
~ Josh, 2008
"I smell a rat JR." ~ Adam
"Then maybe you
should try a new after shave." ~ JR, 2008
Kendall, famous author...boo fricken hoo." ~ Greenle to Kendall over
her meltdown about having her Book Published, 2008
if I had known that a hole in the head was going to feel this good I would have
drilled one myself." ~ Ryan talking about getting shot in the head,
"That's how we suck you in. We wine you and dine you
and ten thousand calories later you're part of the DuPres/Hayward Crime Family."
~ Leo to Maggie, 2002
"Very funny will you pass the crab cakes
Vito." ~ David
"It's not like it's a real marriage."
"Not yet." ~ Tad who wants to make
love to his wife, 2007
"I'm a little rusty on my church history...but
is there a St. Erica or is she going for beatification all on her own?"
~ Kendall talking about Erica, 2001
"We ended up friends,
remember?" ~ Amanda to Janet about Jamie
I'm sure I should." ~ Janet, 2007
you can confide in me. I'm fully medicated now. I'm not going to dismember a man
just because he let you down."
~ Janet to Amanda, 2007
"It's an old story, first it was Jamie, and then Jonathan and now JR,
I can't win."~ Amanda
"I think your problem is alphabetical.
The J's, Jonathan, Jamie, JR, I think you should change letters...try C."
~ Janet, 2007
"I'm very intuitive Sweetheart...when I'm not
hallucinating." ~ Janet to Amanda, 2007