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"It's not a come hither look. It's come one come all." ~ Tad about Krystal
"That's another word for it." ~ Brooke, 2003

"I'm gonna be the youngest Grandma in the trailer park." ~ Krystal to Adam, 2003

"All the wrong things in all the right places." ~ Adam about Babe, 2003

"You're so rich you can't afford happiness?" ~ Krystal to Adam
"He can't afford it." ~ Tad, 2003

"I'm glad you got a taste of my hell Adam. Karma is a bitch." ~ Krystal to Adam about thinking he lost JR and what she went through when he stole Jenny, 2007

"Shirts or skins? Oh all right you can be shirts." ~ Josh to Greenlee about playing basketball, 2007

"The pamphlet said this might happen...there would be a welling of emotion and a subsequent search for expression." ~ Kendall to Greenlee and Annie
"I just thought it was a chick fight." ~ Amanda, 2007

"You see ladies the person who joined Fusion as the symbol of desent is now the voice of reason." ~ Kendall talking about Babe
"Was that a complement?" ~ Di
"You get use to it." ~ Babe, 2007

"I wept for you." ~ Adam to JR after being told JR arranged his own kidnapping, 2007

"Babe is right...she gets a gold star." ~ Kendall to the Fusion Women, 2007

"I reject your resignation. Show us what you've got and you can be one of us...plus I needed an even number." ~ Kendall about her Fusion Gathering
"Well I feel special now." ~ Amanda, 2007

"I'm never ever leaving home again." ~ Colby
"Until you're hauled off to jail for grande theft auto." ~ Adam, 2006

"Dad there are guys on the front lawn video taping our cars. Are we on a reality show or something?" ~ Colby to Adam, 2007

"What's the matter Slater feeling guilty about taking more of my money?"
~ Adam
"You know what...that hurts me." ~ Zach, 2007

"The pregnant glow is really doing it for you and it's really doing it for me." ~ JR
"Will you spare me the booty call please I'm not in the mood." ~ Kendall, 2006

"When pigs do the macarana." ~ Opal's reaction to Palmer buying the Chandler Mansion instead of her, 2007

"The Chandler Mansion, this is the location of my new business venture. Opal's Glamarama II." ~ Opal to Adam, 2007

"I offered it to Mrytle. It would make a great boarding house." ~ Zach
"Yeah it would but if she doesn't want it we could still do the shelter." ~ Kendall
"Yeah it would be fitting considering how many woman were abused in here."
~ Zach to Kendall about what to do with the Chandler Mansion, 2007

"I feel like I'm in between lives right now." ~ Jonathan to Ryan, 2007

"Who you been going out with, Jane Doe? I want names, dates, crumpled panties." ~ Livia to Derek about his dating, 2007

"And the golden bed pan award goes to Erica Kane for her touching portrayal."
~ Pam to Erica, 2007

"You're a hard man to love Adam Chandler." ~ Krystal, 2007

"Who the hell is Greenlee and where do you get off handing her piece of MY life!" ~ Annie to Ryan about inviting Greenlee into his & Kendall's Life, 2007

"Denial, party of one your table's not ready" ~ Amanda to JR, 2007

"Well slap me naked and call me Wanda." ~ Opal, 2001

"That wench Laura Ingalls or whatever her name is had me arrested."
~ Greenlee to Leo, 2000

"Why can't anyone just understand me?" ~ Erica
"Well I don't know but with your love life I think it takes a play book to understand." ~ Opal, 2003

"You did not see him in my office this afternoon he was ready to beat the daylights out of me." ~ Jackson talking about Chris Stamp
"Yeah I've had the same urge!" ~ Erica, 2003

"Thank God you're alright." ~ Bianca
"Ah thanks for caring now get lost!" ~ Greenlee, 2002

"Hmm...A match making cow. Now I think you've been spending too much time with Simone." ~ Liza to Tad, 2003

"See what I did...I did the math for you so you didn't have hurt your pretty head." ~ Zach to Greenlee, 2007

"Kings have Jesters, Circus' have Clowns and I have Mary." ~ Adam to Erica, 2003

"Tell me what you are thinking?" ~ Juan Pablo
"How did you get a horse into SOS? Never mind it's my dream."
~ Greenlee, 2003

"Simone's just got a flappin' mouth and the brain that controls it is the size of a black eyed pea!" ~ Krystal to Babe, 2004

"Saying you have issues is like saying piranha has teeth." ~ Jonathan
"Yeah...like I haven't heard that before." ~ Kendall, 2004

"...I've been working on my hitting too." ~ Jonathan to Ryan
"Yeah I want a demo." ~ Ryan
"Well you could hit on me." ~ Simone, 2004

"How early do I have to get up to be first in line for a man around here?"
~Simone to Kendall, 2004

"Go forth and make profit." ~ Greenlee to Mia and Simone, 2004

"We'll have to get used to each others sweat." ~ Tad to Adam
"That's Disgusting" ~ Adam
"So is your personality" ~ Tad, 2007

"The past can have a strong hold." ~ Hannah
"No, it's us. We hold on to the past the past doesn't hold on to us. And we do have the power to let go." ~ Zach, 2007

"Maybe I need some more time with my negative irons." ~ Stuart to Lily, 2005

"Erica's always been high maintenance, what's your excuse?" ~ Jeff to Tad, 2006

"Jack you need someone to help you for a change." ~ Barbara
"You might also need a rabies shot." ~ Erica

"Those damn Kane women were here all day!" ~ Annie to Ryan, 2007

"Why don't I define worst which is currently what I am witnessing. One of my daughters is a murder target. And my son is in love with another murder target, a very married murder target who also is a total tart. And my other daughter is in love with a transgender lesbian rockstar murder suspect."
~ Erica to Josh and Bianca, 2007

"I've got a news flash for you Mom. If you an Uncle Jack get a divorce he'll still be my Uncle." ~ Bianca to Erica
"Could we just get back to us." ~ Erica, 2007

"Sorry to deflate your dingy but I'm not leaving Pine Valley." ~ Josh to Erica

"Everyone was right. Drunk or sober he's a bastard. And I'm a Fool"
~ Babe talking to Zoe about JR, 2007

"I still have enough testosterone to take you." ~ Zoe to JR after he tries to go after Babe, 2007

"Satin Slayer? You mean like Janet from another planet?"
~ Janet to Amanda, 2007

"What are you my pimp now? Just get me for Josh?" ~ Babe to Kendall
"Ah, actually you need to make money to have a pimp and you gave it out for free." ~ Kendall, 2007

"You know I so get why you moved to Paris." ~ Josh to Bianca sick of Erica's meddling, 2007

"I'm quaking in my Choos" ~ Babe to Simone, 2006