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"I have a few tall buildings to leap and one small diva to step on." ~ Greenlee talking about Erica, 2010

"Your eyes are goregous." ~ Jonathan
"There are two. They're a matched set." ~ Simone, 2005

"Sprays equal funerals and I'm coming back from the dead." ~ Greenlee to David, 2010

"I told you I have a lot on my mind." ~ Tad
"That must be nice for a change." ~ Simone, 2004

"If I could sqeeze past your ego I'll answer the door." ~ Greenee to Reggie, 2004

"Is that an aorta in your pocket or are you happy to see me." ~ Simone to Tad, 2004

"Discretion woman, learn to spell it, then learn to live it." ~ Palmer to Opal, 2004

"The girl Laura Ingalls or whatever her name is had me arrested." ~ Greenlee to Leo, 2000

"Under Adam's love lays a mindfield." ~ JR. 2010

"Where do they get these wackadoodle housewives? All boobs and no brains." ~ Opal, 2010

"You know what your problem is Adam...so many wives so few brain cells."
~ Brooke, 2005

"The last time I listened to you was never!" ~ Brooke to Adam, 2006

"That would make us a normal family and that would make you someone who isn't spending every waking moment planning my exit from Pine Valley."
~ Greenlee to Erica about having a family dinner
"Oh Greenlee, you give yourself far too much credit. I hardly think of you at all."
~ Erica, 2007

"Knock that off...I told you before there is only one Mr. Martin in town he's my father and he's a doctor." ~ Tad to Dre, 2007

"You can go now." ~ Jonathan
"Like I need your permission." ~ JR, 2007

"Okay you're all set. Do you want anything else...do you want a lollipop?" ~ Julia
"A shot of tequila would go down nice." ~ Aidan after receive stitches, 2007

"Any business you have with me has to be bad." ~ Greenlee to Erica, 2005

"I need cash and you are my automated teller machine!" ~ Kelsey to Bobby, 1996

"You get subsidized for guitar riffing and bad grades...rough life."
~ Kelsey to Bobby, 1996

"There are no ugly people...just people who haven't been to the Glamarama."
~ Opal to Myrtle, 1983

"How does it feel to make love to the enemy." ~ David to Anna, 2001

"You wouldn't know real love if it slapped you in the face." ~ Leo to Greenlee, 2002

"I hate to disappoint but Fusion controls all rights to Ava when it comes to modeling, interviews, performances and cameos in soft core porn."
~ Babe to Andy, 2007

"Is that Paris Hilton or a pole dancer?" ~ Amanda talking about Ava
"Is there a difference?" ~ Babe, 2007

"You know in my Fusion days I was know to be pretty good at..." ~ Josh
"At what? Getting into Babe's Pants?" ~ Greenlee
"Marketing strategy smart ass!" ~ Josh, 2007

"Did anyone ever tell you you're a sloppy drunk?" ~ Aidan
"Yeah not lately, mostly now it's just baby stealing bitch." ~ Greenlee, 2007

"Brooke, don't you think my mother and Adam make an amazing couple?"
~ Greenlee
"Couple of what?...oh their amazing alright." ~ Brooke, 2004

"I Hate you for what you've done to me." ~ Kendall to Ryan blaming him for her break-up with Zach, 2006
"I can live with that." ~ Ryan

"Okay...I just won't say another word. I just think you two are playing leap frog with a unicorn." ~ Krystal to JR about Amanda, 2007

"Adam the only enemy you have wears your shoes, your suits and barks in your voice." ~ Krystal to Adam, 2007

"If you want my opinion some time just stop by and I'll give you a couple of earfuls." ~ Krystal to JR, 2007
"Wear aspestos." ~ Tad

"How the hell is Poor Adam?" ~ Krystal to Erica who sympathizes with Adam, 2007

"Krystal" ~ Erica
"Erica" ~ Krystal
"I'd say what a pleasant surprise but even you would see right through that."
~ Erica about running into Krystal at the Lake, 2007

"Welcome to the funhouse Amanda." ~ Babe
"Don't feed the animals." ~ Annie, 2007

"It's really hard to say no to you." ~ Kendall
"That's how you got pregnant in the first place." ~ Zach, 2007

"As far as I'm concerned God better help her because we're off the clock."
~ Simone in Kendall's daydream, 2003

"I don't understand." ~ Erica
"You'll never understand Erica." ~ Kendall, 2003

"I'm sorry your Majesty." ~ Rev. Fred Lomax
"You can call me your honor." ~ Judge Hannah Lambert, 2003

"Thank you Ryan, it really is major." ~ Greenlee
"Greenlee talk that means it's about you or you or a guy." ~ Ryan, 2003

"Mama you should watch out for this one. He's as whacked out as his son is."
~ Babe to Krystal about Tad
"That's not true I'm far more whacked out than my son." ~ Tad, 2003

"You know speaking of egos, you might want to let some air out of yours before it explodes."
~ Ryan to Greenlee, 2003

"Fusion is not a democracy!" ~ Greenlee
"It's a Bitchocracy." ~ Di, 2007

"How many Adam Chandlers does the the world need?" ~ Krystal, 2003

"Well that's it...the Chandlers vs. the Martins on Trash TV." ~ Tad
"I'll set my VCR." ~ Brooke, 2003

"Tad you were right about old sourpuss he's not fun at all." ~ Krystal talking about Adam, 2003

"You want to know my wish list. Go to hell, get lost, that's what I want for Christmas." ~ Greenlee to Ryan, 2003

"Does he always have this much trouble with anger management?"
~ Krystal about Adam
"Only on days that end in a Y." ~ Tad, 2003