"I'm from Michigan this snow storm is nothing." ~ Gigi to Charlie, 2010

"Where's my doll collection going to go?" ~ Jessica
"In my gun cabinent." ~ Antonia, 2004

"Should we be asking your brother to sit with us?" ~ Charlie
"Are you insane?" ~ Viki, 2009

"Hey we're like Thelma and Louise...and Louise. Well if they were trying to help an escaped Mental patient dressed as nuns."
~ Alison Perkins to Jessica and Natalie, 2008

"It's classic, you lying to Bo in a court of law." ~ Dorian to Nora, 2008

"Are they going to kill each other?" ~ Langston asking about Blair and Adriana
"Yeah...get used to it." ~ Starr, 2007

"Yes Clint, got married but you have a full year to send a gift." ~ David to Clint, 2007

"If I remove your muzzle will you promise me you won't scream?" ~ Nigel to Olivia, 2007

"Ow...you're supposed to pinch yourself!" ~ David to Dorian, 2007

"You think I want you dead?" ~ Natalie
"Doesn't everyone." ~ Spencer, 2006

"Can you not bare to be alone?"
~ Dorian talking about Viki letting go of Clint
"I'd kill to be alone...now!" ~ Viki, 2006

"When we get out of this I'm going to make sure you get what you deserve." ~ Margaret
"Thanks Margaret I'll take a cashiers check but I prefer cash instead." ~ David, 2006

"He's a killer!" ~ Natalie talking about Spencer
"He's a homocidal maniac." ~ Bo
"There's a difference?" ~ Natalie, 2006

"I can read." ~ Roxie
"That's news to me." ~ Max, 2002

"So this is war?" ~ Dorian
"Whatever...as long as you leave!" ~ Viki, 2006

"I don't know if she's lying but it was really weird, she walked into Jack's room and she was all sweet and cheerful." ~ Todd talking about Starr
"Oh no something must be terribly wrong." ~ Blair, 2002

"Are you insane?" ~ Viki
"No...you cornered that market along time ago." ~ Dorian, 2007

"Am I missing something?" ~ Langston
"I told you that my Aunt Viki and Aunt Dorian are mortal enemies, right?" ~ Starr, 2007

"Balsom's a P.I. Shut it." ~ Gigi to Rex, 2007

"You know something John, I am going to write a novel. And you know what this novel is going to be about a cop and I think I'm going to name him..." ~ Marcie
"Jerk McDuff." ~ Michael
"That's a really good name." ~ Marcie
"That is a good name." ~ John, 2007

"Mike...this isn't getting us anywhere." ~ John to Michael about being hung off the edge of a building
"It's making me feel a lot better." ~ Michael, 2007

"One of these days I'm going to put you two in a ring and sell tickets." ~ David to Dorian and Viki, 2005

"Your source is David...David who lies more than road kill on a country highway!" ~ Clint
"I know that David is how shall we say...honesty challenged but in this case he's telling the truth." ~ Dorian, 2007

"One woman's suspitions is another woman's abiding love." ~ David to Marty about Dorian, 2007

"I guess three makes a fifth wheel." ~ Roxie to Jessica and Nash, 2007

"I used to take care of Jessica when she was just a little rug rat." ~ Roxie to Viki, 2007

"Adriana...Spuds here." ~ Rex announcing Tate's at the door, 2007

"You can be macho and gay." ~ Rex
"Yeah like the Village People." ~ Roxie, 2007

"My family is freaking out about this trial and I have so much homework." ~ Starr, 12/5/06

"Why does she need to be careful?" ~ Kelly asks David about warning to Dorian
"You know it's an expression, like I value your opinion or hey let me pick up the check." ~ David, 2004

"You blackmailed me into marrying you. That doesn't make for a devoted wife." ~ Marty to Miles, 2007

"I'm going to find a way to make you love me." ~ Miles
"Don't Hold your breath." ~ Marty, 2007

"I'm not good at goodbyes. I'm more accustomed to angry mobs chasing me out of town." ~ David to Dorian, 2006

"How did you know to do that?" ~ Marcie
"When Natalie was a baby she was a real screamer...boy not much has changed." ~ Roxie after using the vaccum to calm down Tommy, 2006

"My bank account is crazy about Asa." ~ Roxie to Rex, 2002